AN UNNAMED PHILANTHROPIST HAS BLOWN UP HIS SHIP IN AN ATTEMPT TO CLAIM FALSE INSURANCE.
The SAMPAN was seen by local residents in the night explode, yet no sign of vandals or freakish accidents. There was a huge aurora of suspicion. It was then that the police found an insurance letter sent to an insurance company by the same person who owned the boat. Could it be any more blatant?
Local Policeman Frederick Manor gave this statement- "Lots of people in the area around Albert Dock have been startled by the explosion- thinking it was a terrorist attack. The owner of this ship will certainly be arrested"
REPORTER LIAM GILL